- The fannie-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand fannie-fights take place there every day!
- Fannie can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- Without fannie, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
- Fannie has a memory span of three seconds.
- Fannie can sleep with one eye open.
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal fannie.
- If you cut fannie in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
- Fannie was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are fannie.
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of fannie.
What might surprise people is that two of ten aren't completely inaccurate! Hmm.
2 comments:
The pants one is true, isn't it? Dammit, woman, I warned you about that. If there's one thing a Finn can't stand, it's a lack of respect for the pantaloon.
they don't call me "fannie" for nothin'!
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